Thanks to a third party monitoring service, they have been monitoring the number of domains on my server.

Nice trend for the past 6 weeks. And yes! I now host 0.0003% of the worlds domains! Yes, I am on my way to global domination! Now if I can just reach 0.0004% next week, and maintain that rate, I will dominate the world, hosting every domain on the planet (assuming the domains do not increase) after 20,833 years and 4 months! Hmmm sounds like a realistic target, now, I need to search online for an immortality potion, there should be one on eBay based on their ads after doing a search on Google.